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My Favorite Little Cokehead

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2011 by inthemix

LINDSAY LOHAN is my favorite little cokehead!!! I just love this girl so much but she really needs to match her panties with her bra and GET HER SHIT TOGETHER like seriously because we’re all still rooting for u baby. Now if u haven’t heard because you’ve been under a rock; Lindsay is CLEAN & SOBER….YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! but hold your hats people because my baby is still not out of hot water yet being as though she is back in court fighting for her freedom,,,one again smh. TMZ, Enews, & various news outlets are stating this time Lindsay will do jail time either way due to the “necklace gate” debacle. As it was reported everywhere last month Lindsay is being charged with felony grand theft on Feb. 8th plead not guilty to the charges. Now here’s the kicker; the D.A. is offering “The Mean Girls” starlet 6 months and if she doesn’t take the deal, she’s still going to jail because of violating her probation. Now her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley has called upon Lindsay’s first lawyer Blair Berk who helped the fallen star receive a legal slap on the wrist stemming from her 2 D.U.I. charges. Berk got her the probation that she has now so Holley, Lohan, and Dina Lohan (Lindsay’s mom) all met today 2/24 to discuss Lohan’s fate. Come on future baby mother I’m routing for you to pull through.

Lil Dutchie

Charlie Sheen…

Posted in Charlie Sheen with tags , , , , on March 2, 2011 by inthemix

CHARLIE SHEEN, smh what can I say about but I think I found my hero *smile* sorry Mr. Hefner but he’s my new favorite now but you’re still a legend *wink* TMZ broke the story of him flying to the Bahamas with, wait for it…….his ex-wife Brooke Mueller, porn gal pal Bree Olson and new “main” girl of 3 months (according to Eonline) “Pot Queen” Natalie “Natty Baby” Kenly. Kenly is “The Official Chronic Girl of 2010” of the magazine publication CALI CHRONIC X and as of 2/22 was seen outside an office building in Calabasas, CA. Now Eonline is reporting that Charlie phoned into THE ALEX JONES SHOW earlier today stating that Brooke was no longer on vacation with them saying, “…Where there were 4, there is now 3….Goodbye Brooke and good luck in your travels you’re gonna need it badly.” *Ouch* well from the Christmas Eve incident to their reconciliation while at the same time divorcing last year, coke binders with porn stars and prostitutes to actually being sober for a number of years, great show ratings & in-house “rehab” Charlie seems to STILL be a mess ripping the creator of “Two & a half Men,” Chuck Lorre a new asshole stating “I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). He’s a stupid little man and a pussy punk that I’d never want to be like….and that’s being polite.” Godeezaammm!!!!! what…a tirade for your boss huh? Well let’s just hope this train doesn’t derail on the right track anytime because if you’re like me; you’re loving every minute of it.

Lil Dutchie